{"id":5,"date":"2006-05-21T17:22:09","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T00:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/?page_id=5"},"modified":"2006-05-21T17:22:09","modified_gmt":"2006-05-22T00:22:09","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/?page_id=5","title":{"rendered":"About (a.k.a., the FIQ)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>Question:<\/strong><\/em> &#8220;FIQ&#8221;? Shouldn&#8217;t that be &#8220;FAQ&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Answer:<\/strong><\/em> &#8220;FIQ&#8221; is correct. &#8220;FAQ&#8221; is the acronym for &#8220;frequently asked questions.&#8221; This page covers <em>foolishly imagined questions<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Question:<\/strong><\/em> The title of this blog is &#8220;aka Steve.&#8221; If you&#8217;re &#8220;also known as&#8221; Steve, what&#8217;s your real name?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Answer:<\/strong><\/em> Let&#8217;s just go with &#8212; not Steve.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Question:<\/strong><\/em> Then, why Steve?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Answer:<\/strong><\/em> The Boyfriend (TB) and friends Laura and Dave and I were hanging out together one day several years ago. Dave spent some time chatting with a salesperson in a stereo shop. As salespeople often do, this salesdude introduced himself to Dave and Dave replied, &#8220;Hi, I&#8217;m Dave.&#8221; However, the salesguy thought Dave said, &#8220;Steve.&#8221; When Dave told us about this later, he mentioned that salespeople often think his name is Steve. I suggested that: 1) Dave learn to enunciate; and 2) all four of us should henceforth use the name Steve. But for some reason, it only stuck with Steve and me.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Question:<\/strong><\/em> So are you even a guy?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Answer:<\/strong><\/em> In the generic, non-gender-specific sense of the word &#8220;guy&#8221; &#8212; yes. In the scientific, biological, gender-specific sense &#8212; no. I&#8217;m a chick.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Question:<\/strong><\/em> How old are you?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Answer:<\/strong><\/em> I was born in 1966. You do the math.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Question:<\/strong><\/em> How can I contact the blogger also known as Steve?<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Answer:<\/strong><\/em> E-mail me at <script type=\"text\/javascript\" language=\"javascript\">\n<!--\n\/\/ eMail Obfuscator Script 1.31 by Tim Williams - freeware\n    {    \ndocument.write(String.fromCharCode(60,97,32,104,114,101,102,61,34,109,97,105,108,116,111,58,115,116,101,118,101,64,105,115,105,116,102,114,105,100,97,121,121,101,116,46,110,101,116,34,62,115,116,101,118,101,64,105,115,105,116,102,114,105,100,97,121,121,101,116,46,110,101,116,60,47,97,62))\n     }\n\/\/-->\n<\/script><br \/>\n<noscript><br \/>\n<\/noscript><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Question: &#8220;FIQ&#8221;? Shouldn&#8217;t that be &#8220;FAQ&#8221;? Answer: &#8220;FIQ&#8221; is correct. &#8220;FAQ&#8221; is the acronym for &#8220;frequently asked questions.&#8221; This page covers foolishly imagined questions. Question: The title of this blog is &#8220;aka Steve.&#8221; If you&#8217;re &#8220;also known as&#8221; Steve, what&#8217;s your real name? Answer: Let&#8217;s just go with &#8212; not Steve. Question: Then, why Steve? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-5","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}