{"id":116,"date":"2007-07-14T22:05:38","date_gmt":"2007-07-15T05:05:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/?p=116"},"modified":"2007-07-14T22:05:38","modified_gmt":"2007-07-15T05:05:38","slug":"sounds-like-my-kind-of-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/?p=116","title":{"rendered":"Sounds like my kind of house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Boyfriend (TB) owns a house. The house, which sits on 2 lots, was built about 30 years ago. The house and the yard require a certain amount of maintenance. And by &#8220;a certain amount,&#8221; I mean &#8230; it seems like it never ends. <\/p>\n<p>Whenever TB has to do something house-related (replace an attic fan, build a deck, etc.), I tell him, &#8220;Remind me never to buy a house.&#8221; And whenever he has to do something yard-related (mow the lawn, pull weeds, prune a tree, etc.), I tell him, &#8220;Two words: rock garden.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;ll ever buy a house, but if I do, something like <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.komotv.com\/news\/8499817.html\">this<\/a> <\/strong>just might work: 84 square feet (yes, <em>84<\/em>; that&#8217;s not a typo), constructed from salvaged materials, no yard maintenance. And it&#8217;s on wheels. Bonus!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Boyfriend (TB) owns a house. The house, which sits on 2 lots, was built about 30 years ago. The house and the yard require a certain amount of maintenance. And by &#8220;a certain amount,&#8221; I mean &#8230; it seems like it never ends. Whenever TB has to do something house-related (replace an attic fan, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}