{"id":158,"date":"2008-02-03T11:42:35","date_gmt":"2008-02-03T18:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/?p=155"},"modified":"2008-02-03T11:42:35","modified_gmt":"2008-02-03T18:42:35","slug":"829","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/?p=158","title":{"rendered":"829?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found out about this via <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fark.com\/\">Fark<\/a><\/strong> (link goes <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanchronicle.com\/articles\/51006\">here<\/a><\/strong>): A woman named Ruth Houston wrote a book called <em>Is He Cheating on You? 829 Telltale Signs<\/em>.  <\/p>\n<p>829?! I&#8217;m guessing that &#8220;breathing&#8221; and &#8220;being awake&#8221; are in her top two. Oh, and as you can tell from the book title, women don&#8217;t cheat. <\/p>\n<p>It gets better: Houston&#8217;s Web site (<strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.infidelityadvice.com\/\">infidelityadvice.com<\/a><\/strong>), with a graphic of her book prominently displayed, advises visitors to &#8220;check back often because new information is added regularly.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I find the idea of &#8220;829 telltale signs&#8221; of cheating and the additional &#8220;new information added regularly&#8221; depressing and ridiculous. (&#8220;Depriculous&#8221;? Hmm, maybe not.)  <\/p>\n<p>Houston also says that <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/thesaurus.reference.com\/browse\/infidelity\">infidelity<\/a><\/strong> peaks around <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Valentine%27s_Day\">Valentine&#8217;s Day<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n<p>Happy VD &#8212; cheaters!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found out about this via Fark (link goes here): A woman named Ruth Houston wrote a book called Is He Cheating on You? 829 Telltale Signs. 829?! I&#8217;m guessing that &#8220;breathing&#8221; and &#8220;being awake&#8221; are in her top two. Oh, and as you can tell from the book title, women don&#8217;t cheat. It gets [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-ramblings","category-why-is-this-necessary-in-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/steve.isitfridayyet.info\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}