Answer: “FIQ” is correct. “FAQ” is the acronym for “frequently asked questions.” This page covers foolishly imagined questions.
Question: The title of this blog is “aka Steve.” If you’re “also known as” Steve, what’s your real name?
Answer: Let’s just go with — not Steve.
Question: Then, why Steve?
Answer: The Boyfriend (TB) and friends Laura and Dave and I were hanging out together one day several years ago. Dave spent some time chatting with a salesperson in a stereo shop. As salespeople often do, this salesdude introduced himself to Dave and Dave replied, “Hi, I’m Dave.” However, the salesguy thought Dave said, “Steve.” When Dave told us about this later, he mentioned that salespeople often think his name is Steve. I suggested that: 1) Dave learn to enunciate; and 2) all four of us should henceforth use the name Steve. But for some reason, it only stuck with Steve and me.
Question: So are you even a guy?
Answer: In the generic, non-gender-specific sense of the word “guy” — yes. In the scientific, biological, gender-specific sense — no. I’m a chick.
Question: How old are you?
Answer: I was born in 1966. You do the math.
Question: How can I contact the blogger also known as Steve?