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So does this mean that all items on the kids’ menu come with fruit, or that you can order kids with a side of fruit? If the latter, can you substitute fries?

What I thought it said: Dork recliner What it actually said: Dark recliner (What it was: A “for sale” sign)

” … You threw the book away and ad-libbed with both feet.” The Mod Squad, season 1; episode 1, “The Teeth of the Barracuda”; original air date Sept. 24, 1968 That is quite possibly the worst mixed metaphor ever.

If you had a chicken, what would you name it? (20-something girl to 20-something guy, both sitting in the sunshine on the back deck of Caffe Fiore/Old Ballard)

What I thought it said: Workers free testicles trapped under big rig … What it actually said: Workers free two vehicles trapped under big rig … What it was: One of the Top Daily Review Headlines on My Yahoo! homepage (which, for some reason, thinks I’m in on near Sunnyvale, CA … something to do […]

What I thought it said: Place for mistrial What it actually said: Place du Mistral What it was: A placard on a window ledge in the Mistral Kitchen restaurant (2020 Westlake Avenue, Seattle), which is near the U.S. Federal Courthouse — so my “mistrial” brain fart wasn’t completely illogical. And check out the entrance to […]

“You are the apple of my eye, not the one in my lunch. That’d be cannibalism.” –From Old Spice‘s Facebook page Web app, “My Perpetual Love” Read all about it in this Seattle Times article. Bonus quote from the article: ” … Wieden + Kennedy, the ad agency that’s been helping the Procter & Gamble-owned […]

What I thought it said: Notice of Underpants Income What it actually said: Notice of Underreported Income What it was: A spam/phishing e-mail

What I thought it said: Dark Side Support Manager What it actually said: Deskside Support Manager What it was: A job posting on Craigslist

Beginning Dec. 1, 2009, bloggers who write product reviews must disclose any connections to the manufacturer of the product, and whether they received free products or were paid by advertisers. You can read more about this in the New York Times article, Soon, Bloggers Must Give Full Disclosure (published Oct. 5, 2009). You can also […]