829?!

Posted by in 3 Feb, 2008   

I found out about this via Fark (link goes here): A woman named Ruth Houston wrote a book called Is He Cheating on You? 829 Telltale Signs. 829?! I’m guessing that “breathing” and “being awake” are in her top two. Oh, and as you can tell from the book title, women don’t cheat. It gets […]

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Beauty everywhere (2)

Posted by in 27 Jan, 2008   

[thumb:1617:l] Construction near Westlake Ave. and Denny Way, Seattle. Taken with my cell phone camera, using the zoom feature. Which is less than ideal, as explained here. Construction in progress fascinates me – I guess it strikes me as a metaphor for life, that I am (we are each) a work in progress. New construction […]

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We’re sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed

Posted by in 10 Jan, 2008   

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Clearly intended for someone else

Posted by in 18 Oct, 2007   

[thumb:1580:l] “You are domestically inclined and will be happily married.” After eating lunch yesterday at Bamboo Garden, I cracked open my fortune cookie. (I don’t eat them—they aren’t vegan, the ingredients include eggs—I just like to read the fortune.) I laughed out loud when I read this. I am most definitely not “domestically inclined.” Unless […]

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No, thanks

Posted by in 18 Oct, 2007   

[thumb:1579:l] Now if they were giving away feral kittens … well, I still wouldn’t take any, because my landlord doesn’t allow pets.

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More signs

Posted by in 9 Sep, 2007   

Hi, I’m Steve [thumb:1543:l] (working at a Home Depot store in Tacoma, WA) Please clarify Message on my friend Mark’s GPS: [thumb:1542:l] “Most functions are inhibited while the vehicle is in motion. Please read the handbook for operating instructions. Always obey traffic regulations.” Then, on the right, the option to “Agree” by touching that part […]

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All about Steve

Posted by in 16 Jul, 2007   

Mental Floss magazine’s online edition features a Trivia section with several quizzes. I took the All Kinds of Steve quiz. I scored 100% (5 questions). Above average, according to Mental Floss: “The average score for this quiz is 62.6% from the 2080 people who took it.” I would have felt pretty silly if I’d missed […]

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Sounds like my kind of house

Posted by in 14 Jul, 2007   

The Boyfriend (TB) owns a house. The house, which sits on 2 lots, was built about 30 years ago. The house and the yard require a certain amount of maintenance. And by “a certain amount,” I mean … it seems like it never ends. Whenever TB has to do something house-related (replace an attic fan, […]

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Help! Can’t … stop … editing! (part 2)

Posted by in 30 Jun, 2007   

June 30, 2007 Is it possible to be “killed by stab wounds”? According to the Seattle Times, it is. Today’s story about the murder of Mike Webb, a former radio talk show host, says Webb was “killed by stab wounds.” That may be technically, medically, and/or forensically correct (I really don’t know), but it sounds […]

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Too much information, and yet – not enough

Posted by in 25 Jun, 2007   

June 25, 2007 About two weeks ago, an unpleasant smell greeted me in the lobby of my apartment building: the smell of vomit mostly covered up with an air freshener or a cleaning solution. And a black doormat on the floor had a few obvious, whitish stains. The night before, I’d seen a couple of […]

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