I found out about this via Fark (link goes here): A woman named Ruth Houston wrote a book called Is He Cheating on You? 829 Telltale Signs.
829?! I’m guessing that “breathing” and “being awake” are in her top two. Oh, and as you can tell from the book title, women don’t cheat.
It gets better: Houston’s Web site (infidelityadvice.com), with a graphic of her book prominently displayed, advises visitors to “check back often because new information is added regularly.”
I find the idea of “829 telltale signs” of cheating and the additional “new information added regularly” depressing and ridiculous. (“Depriculous”? Hmm, maybe not.)
Houston also says that infidelity peaks around Valentine’s Day.
Happy VD — cheaters!